This is a very young (early) version of a unigorn.
The Unigorn is growing and thinking about breeding. Nobody is taking it seriously!
If left unchecked, it could mean disaster for the remaining members of the Gang. The Gang can handle it but will have to work together. Historically this has not been something that they are very good at.
Toasted Marshmallow
I Don't want to sound shallow,
but toasted marshmallow,
never served up a treat.
Instead of delight,
you just get a fright,
as it drips down onto your feet.
We live and we learn,
It's going to burn,
And it's too thick and too sweet!
John Frank Trent 21/8/25
The Curious Elf is sat on the shelf
pushing its famous 'Snake Oil'.
The Cancer Food Mage is cooking with Sage,
And wrapping it in tin foil.
Combining the two,
He'll cure you,
just as easy as pie.
It's really quite cheap,
So just take the leap
With a good swig for your pain.
No need to be told
'Low and behold'
The Elf is triumphant again.
John Frank Trent : 21/08/2025
Things to be grateful for...
"The sun"
It warms your soul,
not sure if that's its goal?
The smile on a happy face,
It defines the human race.
A tear balanced upon my cheek, feels like it’s been there for a week.
A flower fresh in bloom, it will wither far too soon.
Nothing ever lasts for long, thankfully not even this song.
John Frank Trent 20/7/2025
The Naughty Pixie has eaten Pam Ayers!
Thinking she was made of chocolate eclairs.
But this simply isn’t true!
And there is every chance that she’ll sue!
He didn’t mean to cause offense, when he offered her 50 pence.
But her fury was plain to see,
Bow she’s is hiding in the money tree.
John Frank Trent July 2025
Open the box to see what’s in
I think you’ll find it’s Tiny Tim.
“God bless us,
One and all”
A lovely thought, from one so small.
Out of sight
And out of mind
Why should we have to be so kind?
To feel compassion and empathy
Is not for Pixie and his tree!
It’s meant for Tim, and Tim alone
So watch the Lark, sat on his throne.
A spiteful lunge he will make
And the crutch it will break.
John Frank Trent 23/7/2025
A clever man on the other side of the universe
Has uncovered a deep and worrying curse
He crunched the numbers and pulled the levers
Choosing to ignore the Divas
They crowed, they bleated
He must surely must be defeated
For the result he found, in his log
Was the Universe is simply fog
And now he believes
We don’t exist
Wouldn’t that be an awful twist
If he is right what should we do,
The answer to this I will leave to you!
John Frank Trent 18/6/25
The New Normal 