This is a very young (early) version of a unigorn.
The Unigorn is growing and thinking about breeding. Nobody is taking it seriously!
If left unchecked, it could mean disaster for the remaining members of the Gang. The Gang can handle it but will have to work together. Historically this has not been something that they are very good at.
Someone once tried to tell me the world was round.
How ridiculous does that sound?
You can only guess
The terrible mess
A round world would create!
It wouldn’t be great!
John Frank Trent 25/08/25
Toasted Marshmallow
I Don't want to sound shallow,
but toasted marshmallow,
never served up a treat.
Instead of delight,
you just get a fright,
as it drips down onto your feet.
We live and we learn,
It's going to burn,
And it's too thick and too sweet!
John Frank Trent 21/8/25
Meet Johnny Tinker
He's a ‘winker’
Who doesn't know any shame.
You're never quite sure
Who he winks for
And that is part of his game.
He'll beam you a smile
That will take you a while.
To realise he's not sincere
By then it's too late
He's sealed your fate
And let out a mini cheer
John Frank Trent 20/8/25
STOP!!
I can't write, not tonight.
I've suffered suffered a "mental block"
There should be no mystery, it's caused by a history,
Of too many blows to the head.
So trash all the rhymes, in these terrible times.
It shouldn't come as a shock.
A hurricane
A pain
A fast running train, that's late.
But, wait!
What a fate, the Lark will be looking for us...
He'll be on the bus,
the one that took us,
to heavens gate!
At first he'll be curious, then he'll be furious, and Pixie will take the blame.
They'll cue up in pairs,
To be pushed down the stairs
Disputing the facts all of the way!
It wasn't a shove
Just ask the Dove he watched it, the whole of the day!
John Frank Trent 10/8/25
The Curious Elf is sat on the shelf
pushing its famous 'Snake Oil'.
The Cancer Food Mage is cooking with Sage,
And wrapping it in tin foil.
Combining the two,
He'll cure you,
just as easy as pie.
It's really quite cheap,
So just take the leap
With a good swig for your pain.
No need to be told
'Low and behold'
The Elf is triumphant again.
John Frank Trent : 21/08/2025
Things to be grateful for...
"The sun"
It warms your soul,
not sure if that's its goal?
The smile on a happy face,
It defines the human race.
A tear balanced upon my cheek, feels like it’s been there for a week.
A flower fresh in bloom, it will wither far too soon.
Nothing ever lasts for long, thankfully not even this song.
John Frank Trent 20/7/2025
The Naughty Pixie has eaten Pam Ayers!
Thinking she was made of chocolate eclairs.
But this simply isn’t true!
And there is every chance that she’ll sue!
He didn’t mean to cause offense, when he offered her 50 pence.
But her fury was plain to see,
Bow she’s is hiding in the money tree.
John Frank Trent July 2025
I am sorry
I beg your pardon?
Did you say there's a Velociraptor in your garden?
If there is then please take care
It's well known
They don't like to share.
They'll turn on you
with a moments notice,
Not just you, but me and Otis.
This could be our 'end of days'
Underneath his steely wicked gaze.
The raptors laugh and scurry along, exclaiming "this has been a curious song!"
And they're right because you see, they never liked living in our tree?
John Frank Trent - July 2025
Open the box to see what’s in
I think you’ll find it’s Tiny Tim.
“God bless us,
One and all”
A lovely thought, from one so small.
Out of sight
And out of mind
Why should we have to be so kind?
To feel compassion and empathy
Is not for Pixie and his tree!
It’s meant for Tim, and Tim alone
So watch the Lark, sat on his throne.
A spiteful lunge he will make
And the crutch it will break.
John Frank Trent 23/7/2025
The New Normal 