The Curious Elf is sat on the shelf
pushing its famous 'Snake Oil'.
The Cancer Food Mage is cooking with Sage,
And wrapping it in tin foil.
Combining the two,
He'll cure you,
just as easy as pie.
It's really quite cheap,
So just take the leap
With a good swig for your pain.
No need to be told
'Low and behold'
The Elf is triumphant again.
John Frank Trent : 21/08/2025